Happy 45th

Established 1977

Old Fart Kit

“Full Shower”

For those days when your hair “cant” be washed…. 2x Sprays and lie that you did wash it.


Lets face it… at your age cake is lethal!
(Serving size ONE Piece!)

“Serenity Now!”

Teaching your kids until godless hours? Make yourself a relaxing tea and yell-out “SERENETY NOW!”

P.S  If this doesnt work I got you two bottles of wine and one Margharita Mix 🙂

Main Event

Saturday 23 April 2022 – 8PM in NYC

Mercedes Ruiz, Eduardo Guerrero, María Moreno y María Terremoto. Director: Manuel Liñán
Gala Flamenca. Flamenco Festival 2022

& for the best part…. Alberto Freire will be you hot date for the event!
He was hard to get… treat him good!

Love you!